What does your beer horoscope say about you?

Are you aggressive but with a heart of gold? You must drink dark ales. Do you embrace change well? Perhaps your akin to the hoppy IPAs. A bitter beer drinker? You are a positive person but you complain about your ex – a lot. This according to below clever and facetious graphic, What Your Style of Beer Says About You.

What does this mean for those of us who like ALL beer styles? Perhaps we can use this as a sort of daily beer horoscope – today we are feeling in the mood for a nice brown ale, which, according to the chart, means “you feel no one respects you since the war.” Sounds about right.

h/t Laughing Squid